I like Elayne's Corny Solution.
Yay! New Brunswick Deer! A good reason to not prop the door open.
Ok, so a company wants to test cows for Mad Cow Disease, and the government really doesn't want them to. Isn't that a little too much government intrusion into business?
Great. The Bush appointee in the CDC has no plans in place for something like the recent TB scare. Lovely. (sarcasm) I feel SO much safer with that traitor Bush and his gang of incompetents in office (/sarcasm).