Thursday, August 12, 2010

Who Should Vote Republican

If you make over $250,000 a year, hate your fellow humans, think the environment is just fine, and want to make nothing but profits, then you should vote Republican.

If you make under $250,000 a year, voting Republican is totally against your best interests and the best interests of everyone around you who also doesn't bring in a six-digit salary.

People talk about family values and such, but the truth is that government isn't in charge of your morality. It's in charge of the money. And poor people tend to resort to things that most consider to be bad morals when the going gets truly horrible. So if you care about family values, you will vote for the people who try to take care of the poor. And I'll give you a hint, the Republicans are fully owned by corporations and don't give a rat's ass about the poor. The Democrats aren't wonderful, but they are certainly better than the Republicans on that score.