Riot Gear Explained

Oh. So that money-grubbing idiot Alex Rodriguez made a blatantly illegal move and was called on it, so the umpires called in the riot police after the crowd made it clear that they weren't happy. Well, hey. That's what you get for hiring a guy so stupid as to say, "it's not about the money" when leaving a good team for a crappy team. No, I'm not bitter. Why would you think that?