Wednesday, November 03, 2004

Should the draft be reinstated...

...and Laura is declared eligible to go, I am going to knock her up so quickly it will make Dick Cheney's head spin. I don't care if we'll be able to actually afford to have a child or not, I will do whatever I can to keep her out an army with a lying opportunist as the Commander-in-Chief.

Fortunately, I'll probably be way too old to be of interest to be drafted myself. I hope...