Hopefully the Last on McGavick

Mike "Oil Tankers in Puget Sound" McGavick lied about his arrest for DUI, but I suppose we can almost forgive him for that... he was, after all, drunk as a skunk. But now he's lying about a track meet, apparently to tell a touching story about a life lesson learned on the value of hard work. But the story is total bull, so the life lesson is utter nonsense. And this time, he wasn't drunk, so why is his memory on this one so bad?